How about…

Wireless Implant Meters Drug Doses – Optimized Systems:

Smart medical implants can now dispense drugs into the bloodstream as a result of wireless signals sent to it from the doctor’s office.

(Via Slashdot)

Dangerous. Crazy. I hate the idea of implants, especially one with microchips.

How about we just get everyone convinced to be more healthy so we need less of these things!

God, I’m starting to walk the line on wing nut aren’t I!