A business directory just called.

Said we owed them money.

From three months ago.

We don’t, asked why we are just getting contacted.

Guys says we’ve left numerous voicmail messages.

Ah, you just lied to us.

“No I didn’t”

We don’t even have an answering machine.

“Well you should”

Um no thanks. Now eff off and don’t ever call us again. You’re scammers!